5 definitions by fuquaystone

Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.

The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.

by fuquaystone March 11, 2018

A man with a penis that could pass for a third walking leg. It is long and full with a mind of its own.

He was short but he surely had a third leg based on the way his pants were positioned.

by fuquaystone March 11, 2018

A seasoned female kitty cat that needs to be washed. It roars when it is in close proximity to men.

She just came back from the gym and she want to have sex, but her husband said not until you take care of the barracuda.

by fuquaystone March 11, 2018

A mature female vagina. It purrs when it gets attention.

by fuquaystone March 11, 2018

A sloppy ghetto person that smells like roach spray and weed.

Yo, that scally wag can not ride in my car.

by fuquaystone March 11, 2018