2 definitions by funnyman_scatpoop

PCPS

Jimmy: Dude I have so many charges for being a pedophile but there is this program "PCPS" (Pedophile Child Protective Services) They let me touch so many kids and I can't go to jail for it

Bob: WOW

by funnyman_scatpoop April 21, 2022

When you are down bad and cant get bitches you resort to the greatest mortal sin and get some NBILFS (Newborns I Like to Fuck)

I get zero bitches cause my name is kevin so I want to get some NBILFS