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1 definition by funnyman23

Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
"They gave her a richard clarkson"

"What a richard clarkson"

"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
by funnyman23 September 23, 2009
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