6 definitions by funky monkey

dodgeball

A sport that hurts if you are smacked in the head with the titular dodgeball.

<Person> *is smacked in head* Ow!

by funky monkey October 21, 2003

gulling

when you watch a couple having sex and your outside a window and then you ejaculate on the window so it looks like sea gull shit

i gave mindy and paul a good gulling on their window the other day

by funky monkey November 6, 2014

infomercial

Something you watch in the wee hours in the morning when you've had too much coffee and stale Timbits to know any better.

Wife: *calls from upstairs* Honey are you still watching those electric ab belt infomercials?
Husband: grrrrrmmmmmmmmmphhhh *drools*

by funky monkey October 15, 2003

mEEnK

A word said when one is on a major sugar blast.

*races around room* mEEnK mEEnK mEEnK mEEnK mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnK!!!!!!

by funky monkey November 17, 2003

seagulling

when you have sex with a girl on the beach and you take your dick out, put it in the sand and put it back in as it makes her screech or scream like a seagull.

Sandra really didn't like are evening last night on the beach as i gave her a painful seagulling.

by funky monkey November 6, 2014

pogo

Jumping up and down, like a pogo stick, to any suckage music to try to make it better.

Sara and I pogoed to Avril Levigne at the SnowBall dance in an attempt to make it all the less horrible.

by funky monkey December 19, 2004