Definitions by funkistan

camel 

a holy cigarette brand which is well known for its full flavoured taste. Probably the best thing Turks and Americans have done together after the incursion of Iraq.

Ali: It used to say "Turkish & American Blend" on Camel packs.

Nick: It still does in USA.

Ali: Well, not in Turkey not anymore...

Nick: Who gives a fuck man.

Ali: That's right.

camel by funkistan March 3, 2008

constantinople 

old name of old byzantium captial which has been ruled by Turks for 554 years now. It's officially and rightfully named as Istanbul.

Jack: Yo Ali, greeks say constantinople is theirs.

Ali: First, it is not constantinople it is Istanbul. Second, them pussies should have fought harder...

constantinople by funkistan December 27, 2007