13 definitions by fuckoffanddie

dale city

a city in Virginia that is horrid and ghetto as hell.

AKA: Little D.C.

AKA: the armpit of Virginia

me: where do you live, I can come pick you up?
you: Dale City
me: nevermind.

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

shit fist

One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces.

you: hey bitch!
me: hey shitfist

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

trunt

A trunt is the compilation of "trendy" and "cunt" put together. A trunt is usually a girl or woman, or group of women who have no other purpose in life other to wear the latest 'fashionable' clothes, listen to the 'latest' music and are 'into' the newest trends..ie: new tv shows, new hair styles, etc.

me: look at that fucking trunt.

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

trunts

the plural of trunt.

a bunch of group of trendy cunts.
usually over the age 25.

here come a bunch of trunts

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

fake and bake

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005