1 definition by fuckmarblehead
A small town in Eastern Massachusetts where half the teenage population is privileged Jewish white kids who wear Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, and the other half is a mix of stoners, alcoholics, and kids who have nothing better to do than sit around and complain about how there's nothing to do. The High School is absolute dog shit where the teachers constantly have foot-long dicks up their asses, making the place a living hell. The sports teams are shit and we lose to Marblehead Football every year. We don't even have a mascot. What the fuck is a Big Blue. Kids around here know how to throw down though, the rips are highkey the place to be. The cops around town are complete pigs and will take every opportunity to bag someone because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS HERE. Every girl who lives here will claim to have an "iced coffee addiction," and every guy will try to flex on how much bud they smoke or to what extent they've destroyed their fucking liver. Drug deals happen at Gulf. All the school daces are grind-fests. Kids will get together to literally just drive around to other small towns in the area and do literally nothing. No one fucking likes it here so we all pretty much spend most of our time in Nahant. Basically a small town in the middle of preppy, annoying Marblehead pussies and gang banging, voilent Lynn kids, so everyone here is some type of weird. Also we like putting babies in fridges. Roll Swamp.
by fuckmarblehead April 10, 2019