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A guilty assassin proclaimed innocent by Oliver Stone clones who know nothing about forensic science or firearms. This is typical of the conspiracy influenced, weak minded, neophyte that likes to perpetuate paranoia.
Pimple faced teenager: “I watched the Zapruter film! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! Lee Harvey Oswald is a patsy cline!”

Intelligent skeptic: “That’s just an exploding head moving to the left, Sparky. You haven’t even been to Dealy Plaza, you dumb shit. That shot is easy as cake. The book depository is the ideal place for a sniper. No need for a target lead. Only a fool would take a shot from the Grassy Knoll or the railroad tracks because it’s wide open witnesses. Oswald was a Marine. A military trained professional with an exemplary sharpshooter score book. 212, two points above the minimum qualification for sharpshooter. Don’t let Oliver I’d Like To Suck Jim Morrison Off Stone influence you. Wake up pizza face. If I’m wrong then prove it. Fifty years and not one shred of evidence for a conspiracy.”
by fuckconspiracyimsickofit August 03, 2010

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