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cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids
"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
by fuccflomo March 21, 2021
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