Snap quote for when someone makes a grievously wrong assumption about their circumstances.
Pulled from the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. (For when the vegan dude wrongly assumed that Gelato was a vegan dish, to which the vegan police replied "MILK AND EGGS BITCH.")
"I thought McDs was open 24/7 though...."
(other guy nearby, seeing his disappointment)- "Milk and Eggs, Bitch."