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Fear will be at home in your heart around an Alija. A bitch among bitches, a harpy among witches. Alijas are known for being self obsessed, hoarding moments with insufferable smalltalk dribble. Avoid using fundamental logic in communication with an Alija, for it only confuses and enrages them. The legendary Alija frenzy is a terrifying thing to behold. Although an Alija may appear to want to have sex with you, she is merely attempting to absorb your vital essence to continue their lifespan. Many Alijas have done this for centuries. Their only true weakness is a stake of oak wood through the heart. They fake friendships to appear cooler than they are.
Have your stakes ready men, I have a feeling this is a nest of Alija's.

Omg it's an Alija, hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
by friendsoftheevil1 August 19, 2013

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