3 definitions by french the burgerfries
When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.
Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.
by french the burgerfries June 9, 2020
A Thombus is a sweaty and extraordinarily small penis that gets sucked anyways, and the man bearing a Thombus tends to be a dwarf rapidly losing hair that can't go out in the sun for two fucking seconds without developing 25 different types of skin cancer.
Guy 1: Paul, you soggy thombus, where is the cheese?
Guy 2: Fuck you Jerry, you never take any responsibility for bringing the food.
Guy 2: Fuck you Jerry, you never take any responsibility for bringing the food.
by french the burgerfries November 21, 2020
An action used very heavily in the Sims 4 "Extreme Violence" mod. This action's spelling was corrected to "Kick Crotch" in 2020 and is well-known for being utterly abused by anyone who uses the Extreme Violence mod.
Vargskelethor: "What's this? "Kick Croutch?"
by french the burgerfries June 7, 2020