4 definitions by freethememes

jewish discount

Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.

Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount

A discount on what?

My penis. No more foreskin :(

by freethememes September 28, 2021

Small Hats

The Oyveyinator 6000000 A.K.A The Kvetcher

Oh great, the Small Hats are crying about LOTR trolls being an antisemitic caricature again...

by freethememes June 1, 2023

Kampuchean Abortion

When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot

"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"

by freethememes May 19, 2022

Socioeconomic factors

Black people

Common roundabout way of talking about black-on-X crime and its perpetrators, while shifting blame on "socioeconomic factors" and "systematic racism forcing people to do X".

Recently a slew of jewelry stores in New York City got robbed, socioeconomic factors are blamed for this spike in theft.

by freethememes September 27, 2022