2 definitions by frankiepolymath

park squirrel

People (mostly white females) who live that trailer park hood life.

They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.

They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat

I gotta stop fuckin with these ratchet ass park squirrels.

by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 9, 2015