Definitions by fraghappy

Gomlich Effect 

The law of physics that states that if one teenage girl is screaming for something, other nearby teenage girls will begin screaming for it, and the mass of screaming girls will grow exponentially until every teenage girl within a four-mile radius is screaming.

Backstreet Boys are the worst band ever, and their success was based only on the Gomlich Effect

Gomlich Effect by fraghappy December 1, 2004

cerpin taxt 

Protagonist of the story in the Mars Volta album, De-loused in the Comatorium. After overdosing on morphine, he enters a dream world where he is put through a series of trials by the tremulants, creatures from his own mind that inspire his art. In the end, he comes out of the coma and feels only fit for the dream world and attempts suicide again by jumping off of a bridge, this time succeeding.

Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt!

cerpin taxt by fraghappy November 17, 2004

battis

1) n. A breed of demi-gods with supreme power over electronics, known for preferring the substance 'Mountain Dew' over the ambrosia that the rest of the gods drink.

Whoa? You assembled that computer fast. You must be a battis!

battis by fraghappy May 16, 2004

mp3 

(n.) A music file that can be downloaded of of P2P programs or internet sites. The spread of this file type has caused many people to rip off music illegaly, causing recording artists to shit in their pants because they are losing 3-8% of their profit.

The RIAA shit in their pants when they saw my MP3 collection.

mp3 by fraghappy November 6, 2003

AOL 

1) (n.) A shitty, slow, spammy, laggy, poor customer-serviced, all-around sucky internet connection. Often associated with internet connections that crash excessively for no apparent reason.

Wow, your AOL sucks!

AOL by fraghappy November 6, 2003

Christian science 

1) (n.) An oxymoron or paradox.

2) (n.) A subject studied by a people who don't believe in the subject.

That Christian science reminds me of the software title "Microsoft Works."

Christian science by fraghappy November 6, 2003

frag 

1) (v.) To kill someone in a first-person shooter.

2) (v.) To completely pwn the hell out of someone.

Look at how many frags I got in that last round of Halo!

frag by fraghappy November 6, 2003