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Shakira is a columbian singer who has problems with dying her hair properly, sings like a goat, dances in mud with horses which is just plain bestiality, and probably has ass implants or summat...all around we hate her.
WOW, hark at her, she has badly dyed hair, sings like a goat and has a reeeeeeeeeal big ass; is that SHAKIRA???
by fountain of knowledge... June 24, 2004