3 definitions by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency

devil's porkchop

Chiefly used in the Bible Belt, a phrase that is referential to a woman's primary reproductive organs in polite company.

Bubba laid dibs on his sister's devil's porkchop before his cousin Noah could.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 9, 2018

Neck

Short for neckass. Often used in highly formal and academic settings. Synonymous with faceass, headass, bodybutt, and beanheadass.

AJ: Take that phat L boy.
JT: Nigga fuck you, you a neck for this arbitrary L typeshit

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 20, 2018

negative body count

A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.

Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 24, 2018