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Neck

Short for neckass. Often used in highly formal and academic settings. Synonymous with faceass, headass, bodybutt, and beanheadass.

AJ: Take that phat L boy.
JT: Nigga fuck you, you a neck for this arbitrary L typeshit

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 19, 2018

devil's porkchop

Chiefly used in the Bible Belt, a phrase that is referential to a woman's primary reproductive organs in polite company.

Bubba laid dibs on his sister's devil's porkchop before his cousin Noah could.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 9, 2018

negative body count

A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.

Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 23, 2018