A DHP is a Desperate Homosexual Predator and can be found mainly around the Blackpool ( south shore) area. You can spot a DHP lurking in the dark corners of Pepes gay bar and also in flamingoes, hiding in the toilets. The way to trap a DHP is to put some sushi/nigella cookbook/a horse figurine with wings into a bear trap and to wait. Be warned, DHP's are highly aggressive and will bite your hiney
Police officer: We've got a DHP, repeat a DHP on the lose, in the mens underwear section.