Possibly the most boring town in Canada.
Located in southern Ontario.
Basically the landing zone for new parents,
If you're going to Durham, good luck getting out of courtice.
Courtice has zero identity, and is full of Hollister/Abercrombie wearing tools.
If you want to have kids and ruin their lives, Courtice is the place to go!
"Where you from?"
"No, but for christ sakes at least oshawa stuff to do"
2. (GUARANTEE ANSWER)
"Where you from?
"Uhhh, this town called courtice.."
"Never heard of it"
"you know oshawa, you know bowmanville"
"yeah we're that space in between"