4 definitions by flue

Snorking

When you snort and choke. At the same time.

"Well, look at this, I'm snorking."

by flue February 10, 2022

Evergreen Secondary

Better than riverside/j. We too have ipads, some slay-quality fake grass that somehow is always half moist. Cardboard tasting canteen food but super cool 60 cent green tea (un-heaven and un-earth). Pretty study corners with extremely pretty chairs on every floor and walls with receding hairlines. Simply called evergreen; because the students are all evergreen. Flat vocal-ed school anthem but super vibey, teachers all super silly goofy 🤪🤪. Live Evg Laugh Evg Love Evg.

A: What school were you from?
B: Evergreen secondary, why?

A: Maybe that's why you're still single.

by flue April 17, 2022

tbdr

Short for "too baked didn't read". This comes from the original tldr (too long didn't read).

The original is used on the internet when commenting on a text that is too long to bother reading for the person using the phrase. Tbdr is the same, only the reason for not reading is not the length of the text, but the poster being stoned.

When commenting on something else in the post but the text:
"Tbdr, but who is the guy in the picture?"

When making an off topic comment in a post:
"Sorry, ot - tbdr. anynbody else wishing for a sandwich?"

Or simply to mark that a text is too long for the reader considering their current state:
"Tbdr"

by flue November 25, 2007

pedocrush

When someone "has a crush" on someone younger/thinks someone younger than thenselves is hot - this is not the typical 50-year-old man likes 5-year-old girl thing. The word can be used when somebody fancies someone some years younger or when a grown-up or just older person fancies a child star in a movie etc.

"Omg, I totally have a pedocrush on that kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory!"

"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"

by flue November 17, 2007