floyd-humphrey's definitions

Blooperbowl

Outcome of the Superbowl, contradicting the own or common prediction, expectation, or hope for the winner.

Have you seen the game yesterday? That was another blooperbowl...

by floyd-humphrey February 9, 2010

Dearticulation

Apparent erosion of the English language. Habitual overuse of a comparative "like" to conveniently reduce a circumstance to a description or verbal illustration. Also preemptively excusing one for not having come up with a better matching expression. Customary decline in readiness to making a commitment to a statement.
Seems to have been invented by Paris Hilton, but now being used by like everyone - oh.

Dearticulation of finding an unexpectedly long line of people: "I was like walking down the street and saw like a hundred people standing a the gate, and I was like - oh my Gosh!

by floyd-humphrey December 20, 2010

Dimprovement

Declared improvement that makes a task more difficult than before, when it was perfectly fine.

They keep working on the old interface until it became a real dimprovement. Now it requires scrolling on each input.

by floyd-humphrey September 28, 2011