1 definition by floorpussy

1. an insult to call someone when you can't think of anything else

2. a penis you hang on your wall as a trophy
1. "Yeah, well, screw you, wallpenis!"

2. When I got home that evening, I immediately went to my room to hang up my new wallpenis.
by floorpussy November 7, 2011
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