2 definitions by floantoinette

When an ugly person thinks you're checking them out because they are hot but you are in fact checking them out because they are a hot MESS!
I just ugglanced that chick in aisle 3 at Walmart and threw up in my mouth, GROSS!
by floantoinette November 17, 2010
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When one commits suicide by wrapping a scarf around one's neck and squeezing as tightly as they can. Passing out is more common than death.
by floantoinette November 10, 2010
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