6 definitions by flappy_cooch_69
when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had hard balls!!
theodore: mmm
theodore: mmm
by flappy_cooch_69 April 24, 2020
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had a hard sack!!
theodore: mmm
theodore: mmm
by flappy_cooch_69 April 24, 2020
when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.
zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020
when a woman is a real hoe. she has sex far far too much. when you smash her, her pussy flaps around like two pink curtains. her tits flop around as your smash her, the massive shrew nipples dancing in the rhythm of your thrusts. the sound echoes off the walls as her gaping, whet, flapping hole engulfs your penis like it's just another snack.
zoe: i smashed jessica last night. she was quite a flapper, it was very wet & loud!
ella: hook me up with her sometime!!
ella: hook me up with her sometime!!
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020