1 definition by flakita69

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(noun):A person who often tends to have a large penis and have a very intellectual and humorous personality. Women would be considered his occupation for they are all he does. Is a freak but have an intense romantic side. An all around great person to know.
Susie: Who's that?
Jane: Are you serious, that's Patric Fernandes! Haven't you seen what's in his pants and dangling between his knee's.
Susie: No, how big is it?
Jane: Let's just say there's a cucumber and two golf balls in his pants.
Susie: Oh my God, I definitely need to meet him.
by flakita69 December 13, 2009

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