fitofpeak's definitions
The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak September 19, 2012
Get the BlackBerry sushimug. Costing the same
"Hey, from here, a trip to Paris is roughly coexpensive with going to Hawaii -- let's go to France."
Or: "Outsourcing payroll is going to be coexpensive with keeping it in house, so I could go either way on it."
It's obviously a play on "coextensive."
Or: "Outsourcing payroll is going to be coexpensive with keeping it in house, so I could go either way on it."
It's obviously a play on "coextensive."
by FitofPeak June 28, 2012
Get the Coexpensivemug. A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.
"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."
by FitofPeak August 25, 2012
Get the man-aging partnermug. A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
Get the lotion chimpmug. Professor Hull's thesis is not merely obviously wrong, but reaches new heights of fecocephaly. Kudos to the tenure system for providing him the continued opportunity for such ascents.
by FitofPeak July 17, 2012
Get the Fecocephalymug. His readers were amused by his often lewdicrous turns of phrase, such as "She's had the clap so many times it's applause" or ""You must be nuts to be sleeping with her, or at least be thinking with them."
by FitofPeak June 28, 2012
Get the Lewdicrousmug. An iPhone that has been accidentally immersed in water, beer, soup or other liquid, with resultant catastrophic failure.
by FitofPeak September 18, 2012
Get the iDrownmug.