3 definitions by firstclasshorrors
An Arab equivalent of the n-word, as popularised by Mohamed Hanakin (Mohamed Rajab Wali), a Kurdish veteran resident in the United States
by firstclasshorrors May 18, 2021
the supreme leader of the abeed
Ali: brother I will see you later, I am headed out to see Imrar
Ashraff: brother he is an abeed, in fact he is the abeed al-baghdadi of abeeds
Ali: really?
Ashraff: yeah bro
Ashraff: brother he is an abeed, in fact he is the abeed al-baghdadi of abeeds
Ali: really?
Ashraff: yeah bro
by firstclasshorrors June 27, 2021
A recognised medical condition where an a person, typically an intern at a big law firm, is denied the guarantee of a stipend (pay) despite the quality of his work and the large size and revenue of the firm
Jim: Mike! It's been months since I last saw you in law school! I heard you're a big shot intern at a big corporate law firm now eh - you must be rolling in mad stacks of cash!!
Mike: Actually, I've been suffering from stipendosis
Jim: Goodness.. is there a cure?
Mike: It is beyond my reach because I only want to work for large reputable corporate firms that knowingly underpay interns despite their enormous revenue stream. I enjoy reading the firm's Partner's LinkedIn posts that complain about income inequality even though I know she was responsible for the decision to underpay interns like me.
Jim: what is wrong with you man
Mike: I don't even know what's right or wrong anymore
Mike: Actually, I've been suffering from stipendosis
Jim: Goodness.. is there a cure?
Mike: It is beyond my reach because I only want to work for large reputable corporate firms that knowingly underpay interns despite their enormous revenue stream. I enjoy reading the firm's Partner's LinkedIn posts that complain about income inequality even though I know she was responsible for the decision to underpay interns like me.
Jim: what is wrong with you man
Mike: I don't even know what's right or wrong anymore
by firstclasshorrors July 13, 2021