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helmig 

sounds like something in your ear, but is really just means a twat of a guy. with a mangina.

dude 1 : oh my gawshh did you see dude helmig? WHAT a douchebag
dude 2 : i know he has a mangina, hes such a twat
dude helmig : i'm so fucking gay it hurts

helmig by fine_ass January 27, 2010