2 definitions by filipinocupid.com

Sparkle Parkes

An iconic creature who’s life was tragically taken by a madman driving his car on a rampage.

Will: My cat Sparkle Parkes died last spring
Beth: Haha
Kenzie: Haha

by filipinocupid.com May 1, 2019

Nokia Sexting

Like the peach and aubergine (eggplant) emoji, but for old nokia phones, with no emojis. Made up of letters, numbers and symbols.

Sarah: Hey ;)
Ed: 8==D (|)

*Later on*
Sarah: Ed wanted to hook up with me, but Im not going to; he has a nokia phone. Ew
Jill: How do you know? Was he Nokia Sexting?

by filipinocupid.com December 3, 2016