2 definitions by felix844

Top Definition
To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.
Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross
by felix844 June 29, 2012
A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 June 29, 2012

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