Definitions by felatio fedelio

hunnymonkey 

a transvestite monkey prostitute that was sent from hell to spread the AIDs virus to all the naughty little monkeys in the world

while i was on an african safari, a hunnymonkey starting rubbing my thigh so i gave it a rifle butt and sent it back to hell

hunnymonkey by Felatio Fedelio March 10, 2008

jamaican smoke bomb 

fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that may or may not kill her

When I realized my bitch started on fire, I couldn't help myself but giving her a Jamaican Smoke Bomb. It was SWEEEEETTTT!!!!!

jamaican smoke bomb by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008

cambodian crossface 

While receiving a blowjob, you grab the girls head and give her an intense crossface with your erect penis. This is used to inflict pain on the bitch, not to make her happy so go all out

I didn't think she was giving me her best sucking, so I decided to just give her a Cambodian Crossface until she learned her lesson

cambodian crossface by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008