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3 definitions by feeldasteel

 
1.
The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel August 20, 2008
 
2.
The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel August 20, 2008
 
3.
very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.
After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
by feeldasteel August 20, 2008