fball_jones's definitions

can't type itis

A condition in which a chatter has trouble spelling the simplest of words

i was so frustrated cuz my can't type itis was acting up

by fball_jones August 11, 2009

tickle monster

one who enjoys tickling almost to the point of obsession

George can be such a tickle monster sometimes. Said Jennifer after they had a round of tickling

by fball_jones June 19, 2009

tickle buddy

2 friends who enjoy tickling each other

I hung out with my tickle buddy Lisa and laughed like crazy for the whole day.

by fball_jones October 3, 2010

garden path sentence

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.

James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.

by fball_jones July 1, 2011