1 definition by fauquiercountysucks

MySpace

The barren wasteland that Facebook has dropped an atomic bomb on, and then took a shit on it. The only people that can use MySpace to it's full potential are the white "gangstas/mobstas" wHoO Tiepz lIKe dHis and post "piczz" of "deemselvz" with either a bottle of some alcoholic beverage (that is filled with either water or apple juice) holding up some gang symbol or a picture of them flexing their "muscles" to try to get "hoezz".

guy meets girl
*Guy: ayoo shawtayyy! ayee you gots a myspace?
*Girl: uhmm... no actually I've matured since middle school... sorry

by fauquiercountysucks December 24, 2010