10 definitions by fat obese lady
A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
by fat obese lady July 11, 2017
When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.
I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
by fat obese lady March 26, 2018
Dale: jr said that i could borrow his wifes pink flub while he was out of town for the tony stewart engine, bait and tackle convention.
by fat obese lady July 15, 2017