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1 definition by fat grimes

 
1.
the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS
the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 06, 2006
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