2 definitions by fartbucket

butcher

when your fucking a girl for the first time and her vagina bleeds, so you gather up the blood and put it on sandwhich meat and cut it then eat it.

andy- she was a virgin so i decided to do a good old fashion butcher

by fartbucket February 5, 2012

chocolate purse

After sex when you take a steamy dump in the woman's vagina.

"Man, I was with this really freaky chick last night and she let me give her a chocolate purse.

by fartbucket May 8, 2008