2 definitions by fard and shid
Christina: OMG! David uploaded that Roblox sex video on youtube with me! I'm sooo horny after watching that. It made me cum!
MEANWHILE
David *on pornhub*: *jerks off* UHH UHH THIS MADE MY PP HARD I THINK I HAD A BONER AAAA
Mother *walks in*: Daavid! What are you doing on that site? It is gross of you to go on here! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!
MEANWHILE
David *on pornhub*: *jerks off* UHH UHH THIS MADE MY PP HARD I THINK I HAD A BONER AAAA
Mother *walks in*: Daavid! What are you doing on that site? It is gross of you to go on here! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!
by fard and shid June 16, 2019
Where people who SMOKE THAT JUUL don't do it for July, it's like No Nut November. Are you ready for the challenge?
teenage girl: *sees No Juul July online* Pfft, this will be easy!
*7 weeks later*
teenage girl: OMG PLZ I NEED MY JUUL I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE
*1 day later*
teenage girl: *smokes le Juul* yess, now we're talkin'!
*7 weeks later*
teenage girl: OMG PLZ I NEED MY JUUL I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE
*1 day later*
teenage girl: *smokes le Juul* yess, now we're talkin'!
by fard and shid June 22, 2019