1 definition by far away objects

The bad neighborhood of Northfield, Minnesota. Also known as a gray place where you can say whatever you want to people since they won't even remember it the next day.
"I just got back from Faribault."
"Dude, how many fingers am I holding up?"

"I think we just drove through Faribault. I'm not even sure. Everything was hazy and scary and it smelled like spray paint"

"where were you last night?"
"I can't remember. My wallet's missing, I have graffiti tattooed on my back, and my sphincter hurts. Probably Faribault."
by far away objects January 8, 2011
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