3 definitions by fancyarchduke

Sausage Fingers

You love holding dicks in your hands

Matt Castro a.k.a. MagikarpUsedFly: I have sausage fingers
YouTube: Monitize?

by fancyarchduke December 25, 2019

Captcha

It is a test wherein if you fail it, you're a fucking robot.

:Looks like I failed the captcha dude
:oof
*Arnold comes in*
:it looks like you're a terminator as well

by fancyarchduke December 25, 2019

Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.

Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.

by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018