1 definition by famousblinkadam

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The act of masturbating while sad or depressed, oftentimes using your own tears for lubrication.
I was all alone in my room, and crying, so I resorted to depressturbation and listening to Coldplay to take my pain away.
by famousblinkadam May 02, 2011

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