Definitions by fallboy

Everlong 

1. The best song ever written about the worst thing that could ever happen.

2. When you sabotage a relationship because you feel like your best will never be good enough.
3. When you realize you fucked up big time, playing this song makes your faux pas sound heroic.
4. Waiting for a very long time for someone who will never return.

Employee: "Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?"
Customer: "Can you make it an everlong, please?"
Employee: "I can put 2 footlongs together to make an everlong. Would you like that?"
Customer: "No, the everlong is actually NOT that long; it is rather a thick one."

Everlong by fallboy October 3, 2018