2 definitions by existentialtoasteroven

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A major agriculture and biotech firm, best known for developing transgenic crop seeds.

Monsanto is used as a catch-all villain in many natural heath/organic food/manarchist groups that is blamed for every evil thing ever done in the history of the world. This is due to a lack of good science education, and a lot of misinformation about GMO crops, Monsanto's business practices, and agribusiness in general.

Syngenta, Cargill, and Dow Chemical also develop GMO seed varieties, pesticides, and Dow Chemical manufactured napalm, but do not receive the same amount of mob ire as Monsanto.

Tl;dr Monsanto is a large corporation no better or worse than any other giant corporation, Whole Foods does unethical shit too, stop yelling and take a nap.
The Food Babe blamed Monsanto for making her sick. Turns out she didn't get a flu shot and got the flu.
by existentialtoasteroven November 30, 2015

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insult, combining the words "bitch" and "cunt". Most commonly used toward women. Useful because it flys under the radar of unsuspecting recipients.
"Stacy is such a bunch. She needs to stop acting as though the world revolves around her".
by existentialtoasteroven April 16, 2009

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