3 definitions by ex-cretin
| 1. | beverage | ||
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What drinks are when they're not allowed somewhere. Sign: "No food or beverages"
You: "What the fuck is a beverage?" |
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| 2. | defriend | ||
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A newly-established term stemming from the internet social network crowd, meaning to remove someone from a list of friends. The term is misleading because usually neither of you were friends to begin with. "Defriending" is essentially a way of cutting off already useless communication with cyber-people. Typical Person: "I had to totally defriend Margaret Mary. I don't want that slut looking at my profile anymore."
Sarcastic Person: "Sounds like the breakup was hard on everyone." |
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| 3. | Snoorgtees | ||
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1: The combination of semi-average looking prostitutes who apparently aren't looking to get laid any time soon and a disturbingly obnoxious phrase taken from one of the internet's many social "geniuses". 2: 15 dollars for a shirt that says "lol". Snoorgtees Ad Exec: "Would you care to fill out this Snorgtees survey?"
You: "Get Bent." Ad Exec: "That's great! We can use it on a shirt with a picture of something bent!" You: "Get fucked by a horse!" Ad Exec: "That's great!" |
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