2 definitions by evilfish

Top Definition
a person who lines his books along the hallway to prove how smart he is, possibly compensating for the same reason hicks buy big trucks.
This person will undoubtedly grow up to be a librarian and spend his entire life telling people of really awesome old books to read and really weird hipster nineties music to listen to.
Someone who flashes a kicthen full of people his prince albert after drinking a bottle of wine.
That dude is such a lionbrarian.
by evilfish February 13, 2009
The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.
Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.
by Evilfish February 15, 2012

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