23 definitions by everythingzen
Chris: hey Sam have you herd of a Mexican cum guzzler?
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!
by everythingzen March 12, 2015
Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
by everythingzen March 8, 2015
by everythingzen March 12, 2015
This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!
by everythingzen March 12, 2015
When a whores vagina smells like a wolf with the clap, and it will usually make you vomit if u get within 10 feet.
Jade has a wolf stank pussy, the smell made me deathly sick, I had to go to the hospital and the doctor said don't go with in 20 feet.
by everythingzen March 12, 2015
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
by everythingzen March 12, 2015
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
by everythingzen February 28, 2015