4 definitions by evandagoon

Egg Salad

When you cut up a mans testicles and mix it up into a salad.

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

That one European kid that likes playing tennis and masturbating 3+ times a day.

“Is that Erik Zeikus?”
“The tennis kid that masturbates 3+ times a day? Yup.”

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

When a couple rubs onions all over their body before they have sex in order to make things sexier.

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

by evandagoon April 4, 2020