2 definitions by evan peters wifey mama
by evan peters wifey mama February 13, 2022
The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022