A person who is one sandwich short of a picnic; mad; quite insane; not with it, fucking crazy.
"I would even think about making a move on her mate, she's a fucking fruitcake. She's probably good in the sack though..."
A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.
See also 'Brads'.
"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."
Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.
"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."
A Stunt Cock is a well endowed thespian who, at the time of the "snotshot" in a jazz flick, is brought in if the lead thespian is unable to perform..
"Okay Randy, it's been ten minutes since this flick was supposed to finish, time we brought in the stunt cock to finish up."
The point in a artistic movie when the lead thespian is scripted to shoot his load all over the accompanying actress.
To cum in a pornographic film.
Also known as the moneyshot.
"Rocco sure has talent, he's never missed a snotshot yet..."
Westcountry term for mammory glands.
Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..
"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."
What women do if they won’t swallow.
"I know it's good for me but I'm just gonna have to spit.."