1 definition by esclave
The seventh and final book in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, and subsequently the worst of the Harry Potter novels. Seemingly a mere compilation of mediocre fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was both predictable and poorly written. It also appeared as if J.K. Rowling, although claiming to have planned out all seven novels, lost her outline for it and, therefore, the entire plot.
Even the book's TITLE 'Deathly Hallows' made worse an already bad plot, as it was completely redundant and had the weakest foreshadowing imaginable - it was as if J.K. Rowling, upon finishing the sixth book, had the idea of the Deathly Hallows and thought, 'It MUST go in! But how? I'll be able to sneak it in there somewhere.'
Even the book's TITLE 'Deathly Hallows' made worse an already bad plot, as it was completely redundant and had the weakest foreshadowing imaginable - it was as if J.K. Rowling, upon finishing the sixth book, had the idea of the Deathly Hallows and thought, 'It MUST go in! But how? I'll be able to sneak it in there somewhere.'
Nagini animates a corpse, Snape was in love with Lily (no shit), Aberforth was Dumbledore's brother (no shit), R.A.B was Regulus (oh, really?), the trio spent half the fucking book in a tent, Snape and Voldemort possess the power of flight, the 'Deathly Hallows' idea was completely superfluous, all the character deaths are mundane as all hell, Voldemort extends his niceties several times by prolonging his deadlines... the list goes on.
by esclave August 18, 2008